tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8525143155819781404.post7536988020754866942..comments2010-04-27T04:35:57.507-07:00Comments on DougieG's sick-note: Zappy new year!DougieGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02739073494794649073noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8525143155819781404.post-71241618002510452232010-01-18T02:43:19.989-08:002010-01-18T02:43:19.989-08:00The peanut butter got on his neck after he scratch...The peanut butter got on his neck after he scratched it whilst eating soggy toast at breakfast.<br />A million-to-one? A billion-to-one? Who knows, but the linear accelerator refracted off the peanut oil agitating the electrons.<br />These in turn caused the x-rays to transmogrify and mutate and assimilate with Dougie's DNA.<br />Outwardly, he appeared normal, but the freak mutation had given him powers beyond belief.<br />Invisibility was but one, as was the ability to sing like Mika and SuBo.<br />But the most devastating power had to be suppressed, only to be unleashed when justice demanded it.<br />With a squint of his eye and a barely audible 'The power of peanuts compels you!" Dougie changed into Peanut Butter Man.<br />Spreading joy and... well... peanut butter throughout the land.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06754312073930639322noreply@blogger.com