When zapping was done
I thought, quick - run
Get out of here
And have some fun
But dozing next day
There was no sign of play
Just replacement blood
To keep the red-count OK
Then Monday came
With more of the same
Just no zapping
To give the day frame
So I started a Wii Fit yoga regime
Squeezed in between the drugs routine
And the sleeps and the feeds
At least it gives me a change of scene
Mentioned to the Doc my situation
She agreed post zapping can cause deflation
As many like to think its all over
But side-effects are just reaching peak concentration
So I sought a target for my neck-section Op
Dr Junor has promised she'll book it up
But keep taking morphine and the pain at bay
Until the flow of mucous comes to a stop
The morning glut I've mentioned before
Brought on by the initial toothbrushing chore
Though that seems to have reduced for now
And been replaced by a near hourly score
Sometimes thin and almost runny
Other times more gluey like a jar of honey
With family favourites the ones
That are choking, thick and muttony
So that's the latest from mucous glut man
As I sit here with my spittoon to hand
It seems there's a phase 3 and maybe 4
Which I'll be on to update you whenever I can
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As the days grow longer
ReplyDeleteYou will get stronger
There is always the promise of spring
Though you're weak n' weary
Somehow you stay cheery
And that is a wonderful thing
Your ditty is witty
Though the subject ain't pretty
Described as pure dribble by some
Ahead lies sal-i-vation and the realisation
That some wonderful days are to come.
See, moucous is cool if you just learn to drool
ReplyDeleteIn a spot that is private and clean
Away from the wife and the kids and the dog
In Yank lingo,perhaps the latrine!
Let the glands do there thing,and gush forth like a spring, it's nature, saliva is healthy
And if you collect enough of the thick glistening stuff, bottled up it could make a guy wealthy!
The thing about hair is it's never quite there and I speak as a chap that's receding
ReplyDeleteMy fringe has long blown,my forehead has grown ears and nose look like they need weeding.
In your case my friend you've zapped hairs to their end till you've become follicly nuked, but my strong suspicion is your treating physician will put hair in a place you ain looked!